Jokes/Pick Up Lines

This topic contains 9 replies, has 7 voices, and was last updated by  Dynasty 1 month, 1 week ago.

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  • #1931

    smokeybandit
    Participant

    Had I continued with my Jr. Associate role signed my the real estate company in November 2017 and graduated to become Associate:

    I have a great figure, six-figures. LOL

  • #1934

    Anonymous

    LOL. has that line ever worked?

    • #1935

      smokeybandit
      Participant

      I haven’t been able to put it to the test yet LOL

      I’m sure it’s bound to work on at least 1% of the 100 girls/day guys mack on.

  • #2041

    Noob
    Participant

    Is that original or did you find it online? 🙂

    • #2049

      smokeybandit
      Participant

      OG/Original, like the Original Flava In the Pringles Can

  • #2302

    Autlabeap
    Participant

    You look like my future ex wife…

  • #2385

    Noob
    Participant

    Me: What do you think about the U.S.?

    Girl: It’s great. I love it.

    Me: That’s great that you love us. Let’s stay united. Your # please?

    Girl: Hahahhahaha 345-blah blah (ideal response)

    I’m going to copyright this one since I just thought it up. lol

  • #2430

    Nik
    Participant

    Me: slap slap slap lols

  • #2838

    Sach Mon
    Participant

    I hardly sign on  to Khmerlife but already I have two secret admirers who work at the United Nations. Wait til I upload my profile pics they’re gonna wet their panties. haha

  • #3181

    Dynasty
    Participant

    Let me get sentimental real quick…

    Girl, if I had a cent for each time you crossed my mind…

    I’d be with only a penny for you would of never left the first time.

     

    Haven’t I seen you from somewhere? Oh yeah my piggybank cause u a dime lol 🤣

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